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What Kind Of Fool.... Mar 19, 2014 14:04:00 GMT

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Post by duoinchains on Mar 19, 2014 14:04:00 GMT

Heh... just love the auto-translate function of gmail:

Hello
I touch you today as true that we do not know
This does not prevent this action from me. My name is Mr. Lunel Christine Marie Paule born in France, but I have to be a special reason
Adventurers in search of a more peaceful working environment
The reason why I'm with you is the following:
I would go through your channel to a charity
Anonymous in your department. I was born 28 April 1959 in Caen France. It is a gift to some
And so it amounts to the sum of 950,000 € Euros. My marital status is such that I have no man, much less children to whom I could pass this heritage, and I am now suffering a neck-cancer and rare disease incurable, because these
I would so gracefully and to help
Poor children you said the Will to achieve this
Charity. If you agree I would like to have
Following information:
Your full name is less cheater
Your contact james bond

A fax number
I count on your goodwill values as well as the proper use of these
The funds for this work
lunelm.cpaule @ gmail.com

Lunel Christine Marie Paule

That was all in German...

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Shadowcat Narukami 百合 Posts: 1,959 Favorite Anime: Clannad Favorite Manga: Chobits	What Kind Of Fool.... Mar 19, 2014 18:19:05 GMT noodle likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shadowcat on Mar 19, 2014 18:19:05 GMT I touch you today as true that we do not know O.o
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What Kind Of Fool.... Mar 20, 2014 0:17:08 GMT

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Post by noodle on Mar 20, 2014 0:17:08 GMT

Mar 19, 2014 14:04:00 GMT duoinchains said:

I was born 28 April 1959 in Caen France. It is a gift to some

Does gmail translate even think that the French are arrogant?

I'm just kidding. I like the French, except for Parisians.

Noodle.

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What Kind Of Fool.... Mar 25, 2014 20:36:58 GMT

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Post by Random on Mar 25, 2014 20:36:58 GMT

Clearly news of my great weatlh, good looks and overall desirability has spread across the world; then again maybe it's just more random spam

Aloha
I am looking for a man who will make my life complete.
I cannot breathe a while.
Although a huge distance separate us, love will conquer anything and break down barriers www.xxxxx.xx.xx
His love would be more important to me than anything, he is the only one I want to meet.
I'll just keep on dreaming about my sweetheart and wait for my dreams come true.
Bye
Cecilly

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noodle Ookami Posts: 1,282 Favorite Anime: Karin. Favorite Manga: Ah! My Goddess.	What Kind Of Fool.... Mar 25, 2014 23:26:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by noodle on Mar 25, 2014 23:26:43 GMT Mar 25, 2014 20:36:58 GMT Random said: then again maybe it's just more random spam Random spam sounds like a relative of yours. Then again looking at the spy camera footage, you are a hot piece of ass . Noodle.
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kite Ookami Posts: 1,329	What Kind Of Fool.... Mar 26, 2014 18:18:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kite on Mar 26, 2014 18:18:56 GMT I keep getting emails from Natwest saying my online access has been blocked or my card has been blocked... ...shame I don't use them for anything
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What Kind Of Fool.... Apr 9, 2014 18:57:02 GMT

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Post by Random on Apr 9, 2014 18:57:02 GMT

New one:

How are you Mr xxxxxxx,

Our business is based in different countries for over 3 years and we are constantly expanding every year. We are looking for new, energetic and organized workers for cooperation.

The main requirements for this position, are:
1. 18 y.o.;
2. Employee must have good computer knowledge;
4. All applicants will be required to complete a background check;
5. Employee must be very accurate faithful and defendant for assigned work;
6. You will required to use your mobile phone and Internet during working hours;

If you are ready to apply in our post, please, feel free to contact us at: xxxx.xxxxx.xxxxx@gmail.com and we will send you the application form with more detailed information about this post.

With best regards,
Human Resources Recruiter
Miss Brown

Bit concerned that there's a complete background checkbut that they also want a very accurate faithful and defendant. There's also no point 3 which belies any claim to accuracy

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What Kind Of Fool.... Apr 10, 2014 12:27:48 GMT

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Post by -Danielle- on Apr 10, 2014 12:27:48 GMT

I never get anything like this!

I got my hotmail hacked a few months back, I'd had it since I was about 14. Was a sad day. I got a new email addy and spent about two hours changing all my online accounts to it not to mention passwords which were the same as my hacked hotmail. It was awful!

I have since on this new one started getting emails from Vauxhall about my car under reg blah blah needing to be renewed etc so I had to email em basically asking wtf as I don't even know how to drive and I don't want them thinking that I owe them anything, plus the worrying though someone's bought a car in my name. Their response was it was an error and it was a Miss XXXXX who signed up and they'll remove me from newsletters and stuff. I still get the odd newsletter!

Last Edit: Apr 10, 2014 19:25:58 GMT by -Danielle-

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What Kind Of Fool.... Apr 10, 2014 22:41:56 GMT Kirei and Shadowcat like this

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Post by noodle on Apr 10, 2014 22:41:56 GMT

I wouldn't worry about it.
I get a few from an Italian lawyer who wants me to get in touch with him in regards to my case.
I've never been to Italy nor have I needed to hire a lawyer.
I just all cyberman on his messages....DELETE....DELETE....DELETE.

Cybernoodle.

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What Kind Of Fool.... Apr 28, 2014 20:25:36 GMT

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Post by Ranger Ryu on Apr 28, 2014 20:25:36 GMT

Congratulations! You Are The Winner Of a Coupon For 120 Pounds!

Ticket Number: 56/100

Dear customer,

This is a random selection from ALDI on the occasion of 1st of May, we selected more than 100 000 customers in
first step then we choosen just one hundred other customers also randomly to be winner of a coupon for 120 Pounds

Click complete the survey in the link below and you will be redirected to our secuder website.
NOTE: You have to enter your real information to confirm you are not a robot.

Complete the survey

ALDI Email ID 2300-102

YAY my custom has paid off.............wait a minute I've never shopped at Aldi!!! Plus we're in May appartenly

Last Edit: Apr 28, 2014 20:26:12 GMT by Ranger Ryu

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What Kind Of Fool.... May 27, 2014 12:51:13 GMT

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Post by Random on May 27, 2014 12:51:13 GMT

So a nice sounding Indian lady with the highly likely name of Suzanne phoned me claiming she was with a company called Virtual PC Doctor and needed to help me with the 'problems' on my PC. Now this was obviously a scam so I hung up but give her marks for persistence as she phoned me back 3 more times in 10 minutes before giving up.

Last Edit: May 27, 2014 12:51:43 GMT by Random

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What Kind Of Fool.... May 27, 2014 17:20:38 GMT

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Post by kite on May 27, 2014 17:20:38 GMT

Apr 28, 2014 20:25:36 GMT Ranger Ryu said:

Congratulations! You Are The Winner Of a Coupon For 120 Pounds!

Ticket Number: 56/100

Dear customer,

This is a random selection from ALDI on the occasion of 1st of May, we selected more than 100 000 customers in
first step then we choosen just one hundred other customers also randomly to be winner of a coupon for 120 Pounds

Click complete the survey in the link below and you will be redirected to our secuder website.
NOTE: You have to enter your real information to confirm you are not a robot.

Complete the survey

ALDI Email ID 2300-102

YAY my custom has paid off.............wait a minute I've never shopped at Aldi!!! Plus we're in May appartenly

To collect please visit your local Aldi store where you will be held up for long enough to get issued an invoice from our parking partner whose credit rating is rather poor after a string of court defeats

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Ranger Ryu Haro Posts: 324 Favorite Anime: Blank Favorite Manga: blank	What Kind Of Fool.... May 27, 2014 17:35:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ranger Ryu on May 27, 2014 17:35:30 GMT and I've just been offered a business deal worth $17.5 million
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What Kind Of Fool.... May 27, 2014 22:18:53 GMT Kirei likes this

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Post by noodle on May 27, 2014 22:18:53 GMT

May 27, 2014 12:51:13 GMT Random said:

So a nice sounding Indian lady with the highly likely name of Suzanne phoned me claiming she was with a company called Virtual PC Doctor and needed to help me with the 'problems' on my PC. Now this was obviously a scam so I hung up but give her marks for persistence as she phoned me back 3 more times in 10 minutes before giving up.

I haven't had this one for a while but every time I have I tell them that I have an Atari and my operating system is TOS 2.06.
It's even funnier when they tell me that I should hand over control of it to them via the internet. I'm not even sure if it would still work online.
They aren't even impressed that it has 4MB of RAM.
Spoilsports.

Noodle.

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What Kind Of Fool.... Jun 26, 2014 11:59:54 GMT via mobile

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Post by Shadowcat on Jun 26, 2014 11:59:54 GMT

It managed to get into my inbox. Lucky spam

Dear Valued Customer,

We recently reviewed your account, and noticed that your Halifax
account details needs to be updated.

Due to this, you are requested to follow the provided steps to
confirm your Online Banking details for the safety of your Accounts.

Simply click Secure Account to secure your Internet Banking details.

SECURE ACCOUNT

Thank you for banking with us.

Yours sincerely,
Customer Service Department,
Halifax Bank UK.

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What Kind Of Fool....

Post by duoinchains on Mar 19, 2014 14:04:00 GMT

Post by Shadowcat on Mar 19, 2014 18:19:05 GMT

Post by noodle on Mar 20, 2014 0:17:08 GMT

Post by Random on Mar 25, 2014 20:36:58 GMT

Post by noodle on Mar 25, 2014 23:26:43 GMT

Post by kite on Mar 26, 2014 18:18:56 GMT

Post by Random on Apr 9, 2014 18:57:02 GMT

Post by -Danielle- on Apr 10, 2014 12:27:48 GMT

Post by noodle on Apr 10, 2014 22:41:56 GMT

Post by Ranger Ryu on Apr 28, 2014 20:25:36 GMT

Post by Random on May 27, 2014 12:51:13 GMT

Post by kite on May 27, 2014 17:20:38 GMT

Post by Ranger Ryu on May 27, 2014 17:35:30 GMT

Post by noodle on May 27, 2014 22:18:53 GMT

Post by Shadowcat on Jun 26, 2014 11:59:54 GMT